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Yo Momma's so fat

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Yo momma's so fat,
when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo momma's so fat,
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Yo mama' so fat,she's 36-24-36...
but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Yo momma's so fat,
she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station

Yo momma's so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

Yo momma's so fat,
when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo momma's so fat,
her picture takes two frames.


Yo momma's so stupid

Yo momma's so stupid,
she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she ordered her sushi well done.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she got fired from a blow-job.