Dad at Mall

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors; green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find dad staring every time. When t he teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, ‘What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?’

Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response,

‘Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.’