Tuesday, December 30, 2008

yeap thats right

hah
today aint too shabby
laugh a lil while
no thx to jin F5 dam u....

hm... had a farewell gatherin for yee vian o.o
jin ... the usual , dam g@y look
gene ... got hooked up somehow =.=
chong zzz keep shyt on me
chia wei ..... hv some hard time sorting his prob zz
the rest =.=lll

yea i guess thats abt it ...

oh.....
yea right.....

NAH !!! JIN THIS IS FOR U XD

hah

Monday, December 29, 2008

wht to do...

sigh....
im hungry =.=
lol seems funny, i've been lookin for food all day long
well cant help , its just me

Went sunway pyramid today
mMm.... it was cool~
get to hang out wif my cousin sis , bro etc

had a movie> Yes man!!
hah

Do i nid to enlarge my penis? o.olll
Persianwifefinder.com ? LOL
oh crap...

man they all juz keeep getting better ...

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Xmas Joy

bwahahahamuahaha

Merry Xmas !!
hah alright...
im back in Penang XD lol

took a long nap during the ride
took some pics :D

<3 bali XD
<3 Bali !! XD

blh
refreshing o.o


Merry Xmas everybody, and Happy New Year!!

here's a Christmas joke~
What does Santa get if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobic!

Friday, December 19, 2008

Funney joke abt Santa

With Christmas around the corner,
and all of the little children wishing and writing to Santa.
I decided that it was time for me to roll out with The Unfunny Truth About Santa Claus


There are an estimated 2 billion children in the world.
But since santa doesn't apparently handle muslim, hindu, jewish and buddhist children,
that reduces the workload to 15% of the total,
a mere 378 million.

At an average rate of 3.5 children per family
that's 91.8 million homes.
One presumes there's at least one good child in each house.


Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with
thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth.
This works out to 822.6 visits per second
this is to say that for each Christian household with good children

Santa has 1/1000th of a second
to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney,
fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree,
eat whatever food is left for him
get back up the chimney, get into the sleigh, and move to the next house.

Assuming that these 91,800,000 stops are evenly distributed around the earth
we are now talking about .76 miles per household
a total trip of 75,500,000 miles must do within 31 hours

This means that Santa's sled is moving at 650 miles per second
3000 times faster than the speed of sound.

On land, conventional reindeer can carry, at most, 300 pounds
Even granting the ability of 'flying reindeer' to pull perhaps ten times the normal amount
we cannot do the job with eight or even nine.

we need 214,191 more reindeer, or a total of 214,200 reindeer.

This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, to 353,420 tons
Which is 4 times the load of the liner the Queen Elizabeth.

353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance
which will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as a spacecraft
re-entering the Earth's atmosphere.

The lead reindeer will be subjected to 14,300,000,000,000,000,000 joules of energy
Per second. Each.

In short, they will almost instantaneously burst into flames
exposing the reindeer behind them
who will repeat the process
and they will also create deafening sonic booms in their wake.

The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second
Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to acceleration forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity.
A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim)
would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion, if Santa ever did deliver presents on Christmas, he's dead now."

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Another day

ytd went Sunway pyramid
were having feast with classmates as a celebration for graduating high school XD

As soon as i step in through the door
saw this huge.. over the top decorations ..... AWE....

i
absolute gorgeous

then....
passed by this tower of roses..... AWE......
l
its abt 1.8m tall =.=

a
juz sweet~~

wonder hw many roses are needed to top that :D

Monday, December 15, 2008

Worsen

sigh...
my flu juz gt worsen =.=
i think im havin slight fever....

muz be the time after i got back from Genting o.o
Lol,yea ytd i went Genting
and came back the day itself =.=

its sure cold there,
wwll obviously...
and on top of that it was raining zz

i was listenin mp3 juz outside that dam cold weather
i duno...
For 3 hours!!! =.=

caught a cold
came back and had a panadol lol
....

Saturday, December 13, 2008

fallen

hate being sick =.=
......

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Laugh out loud

LOL i gt some picx that i would share em with :D

Reasons y u never put ur pics on the internet

ITS STARTS WITH THIS
1

THEN
237465

Technology =.=
8

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

i cant believe this

u know what....
i dont believe this, but i think my eye sight had juz gone bad
i see things blurry that are far away,
maybe its becoz i use com too often =.= ( LOL)

now i realize it.....
sigh
but u know wad cheers me up? XD

however bad my eyesight will become,
i still cant catch up with my pal >>> EUGENE!!!!!<<<<<
LOL (sorry gene) =.=

today's Wednesday....
i get to see celebrity apprentice :D
its a reality tv show starring Donald Trump!
lol that show's really dramatic, and its fun to watch haha
on top of that, u'll learn something there

those who's interested
its every Wednesday
1100 pm
Astro ch 711
have fun! :)

Monday, December 8, 2008

rain rain go away

i dont know wad to say
its raining all day long....
stayed at home rotting =.=

wanted to hv a haircut ytd
coz, its juz too dam annoying LONG

unfortunately, it was night time when i came back from outstation
so might as well go for a haircut today

by the time i reached home after my hair cut
my mom gave me that look.... as usual =.=lll

oh dear, she givs me that expression every single time i return from the saloon
i dont know whats got into her
sigh..... i dun think i giv a damn anyway

Boring....

Sunday, December 7, 2008

memory are all thats left

weee~~
1 week hv ald passed since spm
everything seems so dull now, wish christmas would come by faster XD

oh!! guess wad
back when i was in penang, i saw Linda chung!!
dont know who she is??

linda chunglinda chung

um, incase u haven notice.
she's Miss HongKong o.o
+ she an actress,.... cool eh

she was awesome XP
nvr expect a hong kong pageant queen to drop by Penang :D
boy oh boy if i could get her autograph
except EVERYONE was tryin to get 1 , i could hardly breathe between them
dam u ass***

sigh...
juz then, i was searchin for clothes to wear for dinner
and i saw my school uniform =.=
i dont think i will be wearin those uniform to sch ever again

so, for the sake of fun
this will be my last photo of me in my uniforms :D
keen

Friday, December 5, 2008

windy cold

boy, its chilly around here
guess where i am now XD

here's a hint
its somehow related to united state EX "president" =.=
haha yeap
im in George TOWn
hehe

well 1 reason for me to be here is to get 1 of my cousin to meet a psychiatrist
another is here is where my 2nd home is :D

um, those who're supprised
sorry, i didnt tell u abt that

hm... im doin fine here
except its really darn boring =.=lll
thats becoz i still cant drive YET XP haha

1 thing for sure, here gt alot of " GUAI LOU " --- foreigners
they all are so HUGE
freakishly tall , and i look so...... Dwarf zzz

sigh... its goin to be raining soon
cya all next week ;X

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

that was bloody gooood

oh my gawd..... i hv to tell u this
went jj to watch madagascar II
it was so funny i lost my my bottle of water underneath my seat

i nvr knew madagascar was this great , well not until i watched it of course
i always thought madagascar was juz some idiotic animals show running off the hook
i guess not XD

actually, i was thinkin of watchin twilight
some vampire love storyor sth like that

it turned out that i joined a couple of my friends to watch madagascar
it'll be a whole lot fun to watch together with friends rather than watchin alone
dontcha think

its gettin late, my eyes are getting sore
so i guess i better head to my bed ^^

um.... any other who are depressed or got dumped by gf/bf
go watch that show!!
complimented by ME XD

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

moment of the year

ahahaha its finally over, pooooh, kapish done, bye bye, sayonara, adios!!!

hehe yeap the exam is over alright, i really laughed my way out of the hall
its like de-weighted
lol

it happened all too fast, juz 2 months ago,
i was strugglin and frustrated over this exam
now, be4 i knew it... im over it :)

went station 1 ( restaurant) wif way keong and lee wan, juz the 3 of us =.=
yea i know , i =.=lll too . suppose to go jj and catch a movie,
AFTER all this while!!!

im really surprised, we talked for over 3 hours lol
alot of craps + past + future + thoughts XD

come to think of it
im nt doin anything prospective besides study for spm
now its like a big empty space...

HEck who cares!!!
now im havin the best moment of the year :D
and christmas is comin....